One Simple Theme, or, The One About Pancakes by skoosiepants, PG-13, 9660 words
She said, “The journey will cost you nothing that you are not ready to give,” and blah blah blah, Rodney knew the spiel. Walk through, try not to insult anyone, indulge in a feast of mammoth proportions, try not to get drunk, make nice with the locals, try not to molest ( Read more... )

My Eleven Most Loved AU's (sga)

( because I managed to delete the original entry )

Bang by rageprufrock, NC-17
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE

John keeps walking into doors, and the doctor keeps assuming McKay is the abusive husband. Hilariously awesome.

"You have another split lip, a new bruise on your cheek, a fading black eye, your wrist has a little residual swelling and you're covered in bruises all over," Holloway says sadly. " ( Read more... )

Quantum Entanglements by reddwarfer, PG-15
When Rodney's six years old--and awaiting death via principal and his very angry mother--he meets John and everything changes.

Really, really sweet, I admit au's are my favourite and this story is one of the many examples of why that is. This is gorgeous.

A month later, they're both officially in Mensa, and it's ( Read more... )

Sheppards Law by Speranza, R

I'm assuming, like with all the rest of Speranza work, everyone and and their mothers have already read this. I however just did. And it really was as wonderful as I expected it to be. Beyond, really.

John gripped the handlebars of his bike and said, "Are you following me?"

The paper was immediately jerked down, and John ( Read more... )

Happily Ever After by cupidsbow , PG-13
One glass slipper alien device. One romantic quest typical Atlantis lab accident. One revelation of true love something far more ironic.

Touching and a little bit sad, but not for long and any unhappiness is far out weighed by the fantastic.

The medical staff had figured out something had happened, and were staring at ( Read more... )

Do Not Use High Beams In Fog by basingstroke, NC-17

Delightful and amusing, a quick little read to keep yourself entertained.

And it was eighteen days out on the Daedalus. "Hey," John said.

"I'm not fucking you," Rodney said.

John looked around. "Well, not in the mess hall."

"Not anywhere. You! You're dead to me."

"Yeah, I was meaning to ask. Why?"

"You ( Read more... )

Songs Across the Ocean by mhalachaiswords , PG
Even though he's still walking around, Harry Potter didn't really survive the war.

Fascinating. I would have never even thought of this but it could work - well not really - but this story actually makes you think maybe it could. Maybe.

"What's the hardest part of being in the military?" Harry interrupted. "Not the ( Read more... )

Tango by astolat, NC-17
"All right, if you put it that way, it might make a certain depraved kind of logical sense," Rodney said, grumpily.

Oh, oh. Awesome and wonderful and a bit sad and a upsetting but then completely and utterly good.

The next morning Rodney came running into the otherwise subdued first senior staff meeting twenty minutes late. ( Read more... )

The Convocation by the drifter, R
The idea was so startling that Rodney actually shut the laptop and pushed it aside. “You’re serious,” he said to Teyla. “Someone in the Pegasus Galaxy is hosting a scientific conference?”

I was kind of confused and then not and then. Well it was interesting and I needed to know what was going to happen, and it was ( Read more... )